
I am going to make my own BBQ! I'm thinking tv, fridge, evaporative cooler, lED night lights, surround sound, and alarm system of course. Why not a universal remote controll, it could be used to controll all its functions. The cover would automaticaly roll off and store away while the tv, music, lights, misters, and fridge all activate. Of course I would be using traditional methods to fire up the grill. Like old fashioned wood charcoal chunks (cowboy style) for the fuel source and a stainless solar powered rotisserie to keep the the moo moo dizzy. Quite often I run into ground that isn't the most grill friendly in regards to it being level whitch I have found causes uneven distribution of heat to my critters. The only solution to this I imagine is to implement some kind of hooptiee low rider hydraulic lift mechanism.
I can see it now it's a lazy summer afternoon in Arizona, temperature around 105 and the neighbor drives buy on his Harley. I hit the switch at first he looks towards the vehicle but no the chirp was actually the brisket hopper rolling into action. Before the curious bistander can dismount his prised posession I am settling down on a stool extending from the beast. The antenna extends into the air tuning in the local radio station. This is actually an inconvenience as it requires I turn it off so I can hear the game on the stainless framed flat screen media display. With a smerk on my mug I swivel my bar stool in time to catch the neighbor wiping sweat from his brow. Just then the air cooler kicks on and throws my hair down wind. The understanding is had. It can be fun to ride a hog but sometimes its more fun to to watch it spin.